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Is complete bullshit. I live in Kansas. It is soul-crushingly boring.
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Yes, it really is. I visited some of my uncle's family in Attica several years ago, and it is ridiculously boring.
![]() 11/22/2014 at 13:31 |
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What is today's headline? I use to have family in Kansas. I think I still do. Last I heard Aunt Dorothy was still alive.
![]() 11/22/2014 at 13:39 |
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The only good thing about driving across Kansas is that it puts you 4 hours closer to death.
![]() 11/22/2014 at 13:49 |
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But I thought there was no place like home? Just click your red high heels together, and it will be all better.
![]() 11/22/2014 at 14:13 |
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Last time I put on high heels I caused a car wreck because my ass looked AMAZING
![]() 11/23/2014 at 03:06 |
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We have turns in the northeastern corner. Sometimes, we get to turn left and right on the same highway! (But seriously, there are some nice, decent roads around Leavenworth.)